Apparently back in the Protozoic Era or whatever, there was this president called Abe Lincoln. He apparently built this interstate highway during the Revolutionary War or something, so they erected a memorial for him.
The sign said this was the highest point, but I didn’t even feel a buzz. Must be some weak shit.
The sculptor really captured his face really well, and his box-shaped torso. Honest Abe must’ve been built like a linebacker.
We stopped off here to pee. Not literally here in this picture, but at a portion of the monument labeled “Restroom.”